Who’s Your Sloane?

Students share about their hallway crushes

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Drew Schimmel, Junior:

What makes this person your hallway crush? “I have a crush on every person in nursing CAPS because they wear scrubs, and that’s cool.”

Do you change your route to see your hallway crush? “No, there’s so many of them.”

Would you date your hallway crush? “I would because they look hot in scrubs.”

What is your favorite thing about your hallway crush? “[My favorite thing is] that they wear scrubs.”

 

Kaylee Yepez, Junior:

What makes this person your hallway crush? “I see him all the time and he’s just cute.”

Do you change your route to see your hallway crush? “Sometimes. Depends on the day.”

Would you date your hallway crush?  “Absolutely. He’s a nice guy.”

What is your favorite thing about your hallway crush? “He’s really nice, and probably his hair.”

 

Irene Berlini, Senior:

What makes this person your hallway crush? “Their appearance and of course their amazing personality.”

Do you change your route to see your hallway crush? “For one or two of them, yes. For the rest, no.”

Would you date your hallway crush? “Yes, for sure. He’s interesting, in a good way, and he is hot.”

What is your favorite thing about your hallway crush? “They make me laugh.”

 

Eddy Jiang, Junior

What makes this person your hallway crush?

“Lindsay H. Cho introduced me to them at the beginning of this year. Their face is actually the most gorgeous thing in the world.”

Do you change your route to see your hallway crush? “Yes — I have their whole entire schedule memorized, including the routes they take and how quickly I have to pace myself to intersect them.”

Would you date your hallway crush? “A thousand times yes. Everything about them is literal perfection.”

What is your favorite thing about your hallway crush? “My favorite thing about them is the way they look at me—it makes me feel like I’m the ‘only girl in the world’ (Rihanna).”